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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Salma Hayek's Boobs are a Gift From God!.....No, They REALLY Are!

Alright here we are, the official launch of NSFWCelebs.com! Rather than give a big opening paragraph we're getting right down to business with what you came for, BOOBS. So what better place to kick things off than boobs that were delivered from God himself....Salma Hayek's!  Now some of you have probably believed for years that Salma's tits were a godsend, well now we have your confirmation....as the story making the rounds today is that Salma actually prayed to God for her tits, and he delivered!

This Holy experience doesn't only deserve reporting, but we're going the extra mile as we will with most posts and delivering picture proof of these holy works. First....Salma's story from Contact Music:

"Mexican actress SALMA HAYEK was so upset by childhood jibes about her flat-chest, she would pray to God for larger breasts. The Ugly Betty star reveals she was bullied for having small breasts as a youngster - and decided to turn to her Catholic religion for help. She says, "My mom and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts'. And he gave me them! Within a few months, I developed a growing spurt, as teenagers do, and I was very pleased with the way I grew outwards."

Well damn, thank you God!  Our staff may attend a church session to give thanks for such blessed events.

Now lets take a look at what God has given us.  First we look at the movie I unexpectedly saw Salma's jugs for the first time, Desperado. I remember watching this movie back in the day, Salma catching my eye, then being shocked she showed the goods....ahh memories.  Followed by some nakedness she did in "Frida", and some hot lesbian action to go with it! And finally some full frontal action from "Ask the Dust"(too bad these scenes weren't done in broad daylight where we could get a way better view of everything! Luckily, we found some brightened up pics for a much better view.)

Next up are some more recent shots, including one from Ugly Betty and other recent pics....notice here that here tits seem to have IMPROVED over the years! Normally a hot chicks tits would sag or something, but uh, well, the God theory has been backed up! Tits from God IMPROVE over time, wow. You can judge for yourself, but the way we see it, only Godly tits could be great to begin with and look BETTER 10 years later. Enjoy!

And now that we know all of you want MORE Salma, be sure to check out Salma Hayek's bio, nudity review, pics and clips at MrSkin.com!

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