Kate Beckinsale is so fucking hot it isn’t even fair. She’s 100 times hotter than Scarlett Johansson. That’s right I said it. God damn even my wife thinks she’s hot as fuck.
On top of that, she’s got that accent going for her which adds on even more to her hotness. Plus she is in an orange bikini, and orange is one of the colors for the Phoenix Suns. She’s…. perfect…… and, she was in Serendipity with John Cusack which damn near made me cry. Fuck you god damnit she has the other glove ok? Fuck off, let me be…….